I think my vagina is haunted
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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