i just wanna soil my oats bro
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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