A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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