trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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