He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Can you bring me the toilet please
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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