I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
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I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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