Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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