is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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