That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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