so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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