She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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