R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize