They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
did you just send me my own nude
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I believe in your delicious
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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