I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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