Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So vagazzling was a success
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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