I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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