That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
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My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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