Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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