You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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