Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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