Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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