Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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