I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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