what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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