Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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