"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize