yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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