I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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