Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
dude. I can hear the air.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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