I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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