I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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