So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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