Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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