lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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