I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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