That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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