I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She told me I should be a condom model.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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