The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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