god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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