Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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