I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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