her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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