Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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