I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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