So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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