u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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