What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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