i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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