If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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