if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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